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I could imagine Pat OвЂ™Connell and Renato Hickel sitting in a room, a door swinging open and thereвЂ™s Caio. Upstairs there must have been some low-key shitting of pants. A guy who in many ways-at least in one part of the world-is bigger than the Tour itself. Whether he even knew about the deliberate fade rule or not, what kind of person would even take that risk with a title on the line? A guy who knows the WSL brass wouldnвЂ™t call him on it. Who even contemplates that? The deep psychology of Medina trying this, on the biggest day and the biggest stage. The hand signals between Gabe and Charlie Medina, and Charlie screaming вЂњBurn him!вЂќ, proved theyвЂ™d at least ran the scenario beforehand. Suddenly GabbyвЂ™s interference was, in sequence: very dumb, brilliantвЂ¦and now potentially very dumb again. NotwithstandingвЂ¦the heat in question can be re-surfed if determined by the Head Judge that the result was affected by the SurferвЂ™s conduct.вЂќ Let me acquaint you with rule 171.11 of the WSL Rulebook: вЂњSerious Unsportsmanlike Interference: If the Discipline Director and Head of Tours and Competition determine that an interference during an event was intentional, unsportsmanlike and of a serious natureвЂ¦a surfer will lose the benefit of counting their best Event result when calculating their ranking on the relevant Tour. вЂњJustвЂ¦playing the game,вЂќ said Gabby afterward. Gabby only had to hope that Charlie Medina had the maths right, which they were. GabbyвЂ™s interference cost him his lowest score-a 1-point ride-while blocking Caio from any chance of getting his 5.

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GabbyвЂ™s interference wasnвЂ™t a fuck up at all, but maybe the single most brilliant tactical move ever played in pro surfing. Had Medina just thrown away the title, a la Tom Carroll in вЂ™88? The man who was the recipient of CarrollвЂ™s interference that day in вЂ™88-Barton Lynch-soon worked it out. Processing it in the moment, the commentary team saw it for what it appeared on its surface to be-the most colossal priority fuck up in surfing history. Gabby took off and stuffed him like a Christmas turkey. Was GabbyвЂ¦about to fade Ibelli? What were we watching? The only way Ibelli could win was if some freak occurrence went down, like, sayвЂ¦Medina dropping in on him again. Ibelli needed a 5 to win, but hadnвЂ™t even managed a 1. With 3 minutes to go, Gabby finally came through a small Backdoor tube which gave him breathing space. It would have been an abject disasterвЂ¦except Ibelli couldnвЂ™t manage a single point. His third world title looked to be in real trouble. He got past Seth Moniz and looked poised to have some kind of say in the day.ДЄfter half an hour out there, Gabby had a 2 and a 1. There was no sign of the quack spiritual adviser heвЂ™d employed at Lemoore. Kelly posted to Instagram yesterday: вЂњFortune cookie says, вЂThe best wave of your life is still in your future.вЂ™вЂќ His Backdoor 10-point wave from the last round has parted the clouds on a disappointing year. HeвЂ™s now not only in hiding from Australians, heвЂ™s in hiding from the Hawaiians as well. Before he left he pledged an extra $11 million to the fire fighters, which might have meant something if he hadnвЂ™t also pledged $60 million for a statue of Captain Cook. A medieval climate denier, heвЂ™s spent months denying the unprecedented fires are climate change related. Scott Morrison is on the North Shore on a family holiday, which would be fair enoughвЂ¦if the country he leads wasnвЂ™t presently on fire from coast to coast. The Australian Prime Minister has been carrying on a time-honored Australian tradition of bunkering down at Turtle Bay while a storm blows over. Italo progressed, which meant that Kolohe Andino was still in his jimmy jams eating his Captain Crunch and hearing the news that his slim title hope had already been snuffed out. He doesnвЂ™t sit still at the dinner table. Crisanto hadnвЂ™t surfed Pipe once in a decade of coming here, and how he ended up in the last 16 only the Big Sky Guy knows. Drawing Peterson Crisanto was a gift from the Big Sky Guy above, who was about to have a busy day. It didnвЂ™t matter in the first heat of the day. Italo needed to catch a dozen waves a heat. The fact that it wasnвЂ™t 10 foot worked in ItaloвЂ™s favour, but the fact there were 10-minute lulls negated that. I donвЂ™t know who that gave the advantage to: Italo or Gabe. And so here we found ourselves on Thursday, second-to-last day of the waiting period, to decide The World Champ. The Beach Park side of Pipe had become a Walmart-sized sandbar. Surfline had called for a Tuesday finish, but hadnвЂ™t spoken to the guys from Sandline. This is what you want: this is what you get.

Captain crunch crunchling adventure bad guy